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Who could have committed such a heinous crime? I immediately rounded up the usual suspects: The Butler, The Housekeeper, a giraffe, and The Neighbor. Then I rounded up myself so that everybody knew I was being perfectly objective.

From the lineup, the gardener picked the giraffe as his murderer and the poor beast was carted off to the electric chair while the rest of us threw a party in celebration of my odometer reaching 50,000.

© 2000 kyle t.

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