He grabbed the expensive piece of audio/video equipment and headed toward the door until he realized that if he left now, he'd miss his favorite television show "Fight Back with David Horowitz." So Smarmy programmed his Panasonic VHS videocassette player and took off.

It wasn't long before Smarmy, an extremely intelligent porcupine, figured out how to turn on the video camera.

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