I don't know if it's delicious. Now I'm just trying to sell the stuff. It's an advertising technique; usually, if you say it's good, people will buy it.

"You're selling whipped chicken?"

Best damn whipped chicken in the state!

"But I thought this was a concept you just came up with three seconds ago. That's what you said."

Right... and who are you to tell me I can't make a living off of that?

"Off of the three-second concept?"

Yeah. And the whipped chicken.

"Nobody, I guess."

Good. Now tell your friends.

"Have you just convinced me?"

Yes.

"Hmm. I thought so."

© 1999 kyle t.

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