Whipped Chicken

Have you ever had whipped chicken?

"What?"

It's a concept I just came up with about three seconds ago. Throw some chicken, and maybe a cup of milk, into a blender. Then drink up. Mmmm, whipped chicken!

"Uh, no, I've never had whipped chicken, then."

Zow-wee! You don't know what you're missing!

"You've had it, then?"

Had what?

"Whipped chicken."

No, I've never had whipped chicken.

"But... what a minute. How do you know what I'm missing out on, then?"

I don't.

"But you just said--"

Did I claim to know what you're missing out on? No. I claimed you do not know what you're missing out on. That claim is entirely true.

"I'm lost."

It's really quite simple: I said that you do not know what you're missing out on. Is it true that you do not know--

"No, I'm not... I know what you're talking about, I just... whipped chicken, you say?"

That's right. Whipped chicken. Delicious.

"Now, how do you know it's delicious if you've never tried it?"

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